An octopus walks intoa bar and says ' I bet I can play any instrument you give me'
The barman gives him a guitar.. the octopus plays like Jimmy Hendrix....
Next the barman gives him a piano... the octopus plays it just like Elton John...
Jock then gives him a set of bagpipes....'can ye nae play it'? says Jock...
'Play it'?.. says the octopus, i'm gonna shag it once i've gettin it's f**kin pyjamas off!!!!!!
2006-10-24 04:42:54 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
2006-10-24 04:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by lost_rabbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad but I've heard better. Good attempt though.
2006-10-24 11:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by James M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke's only about 20 yrs old.
2006-10-24 15:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by ironbrew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, giggled a bit
2006-10-24 11:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-24 11:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Gerard McCarthy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS! Where's my rotten tomato so that I can throw it at the computer!?!
2006-10-24 11:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad, not even funny
2006-10-24 18:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-24 12:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by sligoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-24 11:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T GIVE UP THE DAY JOB
2006-10-27 17:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋