2006-10-24 04:30:29 · 14 answers · asked by LaPalma 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A rope goes into a bar,but the bartender tells him,"we don't serve your kind in here!"So he goes back outside,and twists and turnshimself around,then musses up his hair and goes back into the bar.The bartender says,"haven't I seen you somewhere before?"The rope replies, "no,I'm a frayed knot"...
2006-10-24 04:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by foxspearman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar followed by 3 ducks. After a while, he tells the bartender he has to go to the john, and asks him to watch his 3 talking ducks. While the guy is gone, the bartender looks down at the first duck and asks "What's your name?" The duck answers "Huey". When asked how he is doing, the duck answers "Fine, I've been in and out of puddles all day." He asks the second duck his name and how he's doing, and the duck answers "Dewey. And I'm fine. I've been in and out of puddles all day." The bartender looks at the third duck, and says "I suppose your name is Louie. The duck replied "No, it's Puddles, and I'm having a lousy day!!!!"
2006-10-24 13:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by stephen p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rhino walks into a bar, asks a monkey if he minds if he sits with him, and, upon the monkey not objecting, sits down and orders both of them a beer. As they are talking, the monkey keeps staring at the rhino's horn. When the rhino asks why, the monkey inquires of him if it is true that rhino horns act as a good aphrodisiac. The rhino answers by saying, "If it was, do you think I would be sitting here talking to you on a Friday night?"
2006-10-24 11:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by rhino 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three men are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them
and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in
town!"
Everyone expects a fight but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off
and bellies up to the
at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says,
"I just did your mom, and it was s-w-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far
end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom
liked it!"
Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"
2006-10-24 11:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and sees his buddy looking depressed, holding a drink.
"What's wrong? You look miserable."
"Yeah. I got arrested by the cops yesterday," his buddy says.
"What for?" asks the first man.
"Peeing in the shower."
"That is gross. But there is no law against peeing in the shower."
The depressed man replies, "I didn't think so either. But the folks at Home Depot didn't agree."
2006-10-24 11:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by Draco Moonbeam 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walk into a bar, it's funny, you'd think the second one would have seen it....
2006-10-24 11:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by distortedbeauty2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walked into a bar....ouch.
2006-10-24 11:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Tom B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i went into a bar & slipped
2006-10-24 11:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by elaine bonita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
*ba-doosh-dink*
2006-10-24 11:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by PrettyProblem 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this guy walks into a bar, and said ouch that hurt.
2006-10-24 11:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by joey h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋