Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed By Hallmark
Front: I heard you have gone deaf.
Inside: I'll bet you didn't.
Front: I'm sorry to hear you are brain dead.
Inside: It's really not that bad when you think about it.
Front: My condolences on the loss of your arms.
Inside: Write back soon.
Front: I heard that you attempted suicide.
Inside: Wishing you luck and success in all that you do.
Front: Get well soon.
Inside: I am sick of walking two miles to get water.
My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I looked at the
tire....I found your cat... Sorry!
Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... Don't fret about yourwife though... She's moving in with me.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(only in Arkansas)
2006-10-24 04:28:06 · 8 answers · asked by Barbi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there cool, so are you sweetheart mmmm
2006-10-24 04:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by joey h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it mean. It's funny,very funny. She's pregnant and the card says "lets hit the bars" Obviously a pun about drinking and pregnancy. Hallmark has a new line of cards like that. They say the cards are there biggest seller. So I guess you made a good choice.
2016-05-22 06:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Those are too funny!!! Did you write those yourself? If you did you should start your own card company! I'd buy at least two of them....maybe three. Will check back to see if anyone knows the answer cause those certainly brightened my day and would like to read more!
2006-10-24 04:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bubblione 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Those are some real winners. Hopefully Hallmark won't take those too seriously.
2006-10-24 04:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know where to buy them at.. but if you tell me where ill buy some.. cuz the holidays are coming up
2006-10-24 04:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by bullfrog112491 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Hallamark quality, not close.
2006-10-24 04:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by kam_1261 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2006-10-24 04:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boom boom!!
2006-10-24 04:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋