Body meeting : another joke ????????

Question

BODY MEETING :

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...(wiping tear out of right eye)..HAHAHAHAJAJAHAJKAHAJAHAJAHAJAHJAHA!!!!
COOL ONE!

Answer 2

and god aint it the truth ur boss or one in charge is always a complete asshole lol well done

Answer 3

LOL that was good, now i just need to send an anonymous email with that joke to my manager lol

Answer 4

lol that was cute!!! But the heart is important 2!

Answer 5

that is wrong but it is really funny lol. thanx for the laugh i really needed the laugh

Answer 6

How sad is it that the moral is soooooo true ?

Answer 7

Haha gonna have to remember that one!

Answer 8

now the world makes sense to me!

Answer 9

well you only have to look at America to know how true your joke is.Well done

Answer 10

good one

Answer 11

good one