I love stupid people?

Question

A "Dear Abby" Collection



DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a
man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be
Lebanese?
CURIOUS

...I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even
sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

...I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for
two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

...I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

...Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I
tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible?
KAY
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.

DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a
ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a
baby this big be that early?
WONDERING
DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.

DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
BESS
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.

Answer 1

Some good ones. I really liked the one about not being sure if she is carrying his baby. Who's cheating here?

Some people just don't get it, do they?

Answer 2

I like them all but I have to say the best one was the one. The lady got pregnant by her Doctor whom she really wanted to give him a present. Very good ones!!

Answer 3

>snerk<

Thanks for my morning snerk!

What's sad is, these are probably all real, not made up. It's true that the population is generally thickest between the ears.