Please give me Corny / Dumb / Clever / Funny pickup lines
2006-10-24 03:07:55 · 10 answers · asked by johnnysmit 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
can i buy you a drink,or would you rather have the cash? are you a ticket,cause you got fine written all over you.i seem to have lost my viginity,may i have yours?i saw your picture in the dictionary,under----SHaBAAMM!! you look like my first wife----and i've never been married.excuse me,do you have the time,or should i go ahead and f--k off now?
2006-10-24 04:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by milfhunter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm here, what are your other 2 wishes?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Was your father a theif? Because he stoles the stars and put them into your eyes.
Are you a surgeon? You just stopped my heart.
I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
And my personal fave
I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you drank!
2006-10-24 03:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before you go out, spray 2 different cologne's on each wrist. Walk up to the woman and ask for her opinion on which is the better fragrance. When she says which is better say, oh thats chloroform. Take it from there.
2006-10-24 03:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by danzahn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stair way to heaven
2006-10-24 03:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like hamburgers? Do you want to do lunch?
2006-10-24 03:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by lumi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Worse one "Nice shoes wanna F***?
2006-10-24 03:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dont I know you from somewhere?
2006-10-24 03:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Did you clean those pants with Windex, 'cause I can see myself in them!"
2006-10-24 03:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone call the police because she is stealing my heart.
2006-10-24 03:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by masterzuaba 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your legs must be tired, you have been running through my mind all day
2006-10-24 03:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋