Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table, and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. When he witnesses this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the ******* dishes!"
2006-10-24 02:59:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
thanks for all your jokes
having fun reading them
this one best so far for me today
2006-10-24 03:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...Ready to wash the Pile of dishes to save his A*s hole !!! Ha Ha Ha ....Good one ! Fantastic and Well narrated ! Keep it up !
2006-10-24 03:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard that one in a long time
2006-10-24 03:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by tazzz6413 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gosh!!! That was one of the funniest i've read, in a long,long time.
2006-10-24 03:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaah!man ur jokes keep getting better!
2006-10-24 03:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahalaughing mao hahahahaahahaha
sweet,wow ,wew instant bark eye here .
2006-10-24 03:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one was very, very funny! Keep-um coming! I loved it!
2006-10-24 03:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I haven't seen or heard anything that funny for a LONG time! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-24 03:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quit gd,but all ur jokes include sex??it's the third i see with sex...lol..:D
2006-10-24 03:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ehhhh.....I'll heard better.
2006-10-24 03:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋