Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
News and bad news.
the good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
can i go home now?
2006-10-24 02:58:51 · 20 answers · asked by lost_rabbit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmswlmao!!!!
(pissing my self while laughing my a*s out)
2006-10-24 03:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!!1
2006-10-24 10:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read this one before.I guess its funny in a dark,sarcastic kinda way.I dont know why, but this one always makes me feel sad.
2006-10-24 10:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly.
2006-10-24 10:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-24 10:00:26 · answer #5 · answered by noonee333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww
you put a permant smile on my face
=]
2006-10-24 11:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh and thats hrd to do
cheers
2006-10-24 10:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by bitter sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny
2006-10-24 10:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by chij onpala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol v v v good
2006-10-24 15:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by Karen T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-24 10:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by tazzz6413 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋