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i cant stand it!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-24 02:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by what 1 · 1 1

My husband farts, our kids fart as well as our dogs. I don't have a problem with it. If I did I'd be a hypocrite because I fart too. We have cans of Oust in every room of the house. I do insist that everyone (except the dogs of course) say excuse me and grab the nearest can of Oust and give a courtesy spray. I am trying to teach the kids to be discreet while in public but it's hard when my husband isn't. Have you ever went down an aisle at the store and walked into one? If so that was probably my husband!

2006-10-24 03:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 2 0

I think its a sign your relationship has moved up a level!!! Its ok, as long as you know the person well. there are exceptions, for instance farting in bed makes me mad, especially if its first thing in the morning when you have just woken up. And farting at the dinner table is just rude. Most of the time its quite amusing in a very childish way!

2006-10-24 03:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, it's not like it's something you can control.

As long as he does the proper and says "excuse me" or warn me if I'm about to enter a room that he just dropped a big one and the smell is horrid, what can you do. It's not like you never fart.

It's sort of a joke in my family anyway. If he doesn't fart at least once an evening I wonder if he's sick or something.

2006-10-24 03:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by parsonsel 6 · 1 0

I shouldn't care, cause he's a pig and does whenever he feels like it...which by the way my 2 little boys think is funny....but I try not to fart in front of anyone, I use the bathroom.....

2016-05-22 06:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Married for 21 years and have never heard my husband fart. Honestly. I think it's rude

2006-10-24 03:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by sandy_in_bc 2 · 0 0

I hate it when the don't announce it. I taught my boyfriend when we first started dating the safety rule. Right before or right as you fart you yell safety, if the other person yells doorknob before safety, then the person who farted has to touch a doorknob before the other person or they will get socked in the arm. Even his friend told him, and he never does it, so it pisses me off to no end. A little heads up so I can plug my nose please.... geez.

2006-10-24 10:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Tracey 4 · 0 0

I think that it's disrespectful generally. I think that men can't understand that it makes them completely unsexy in a woman's eyes and the feeling lasts too. I mean, when I think of my lover's body, I don't want to remember him farting in front of me. I adore him but..........

2006-10-24 04:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My brother and ex-husband used to have farting contests and think it was hilarious. They looked like silly little boys with beards to me.

2006-10-24 03:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Better when both of us get into a farting contest!

2006-10-24 06:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by sparky_butt 3 · 0 0

If it can be avoided, fine, who doesn't understand that? But I always tell him that if he has time to lean over and wait for it to come out (sometimes forced) then you have time to leave the room. And Molly, mine leaves those bombs in the aisles, too. That's why I always try to leave the aisle long before he does so that no one sees me with him, just in case.

2006-10-24 03:39:53 · answer #11 · answered by llsBabygirl918 3 · 0 0

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