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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

2006-10-24 02:51:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Very funny, I'm sure mom was relieved.

2006-10-24 02:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by loser 4 · 1 0

Tell her you do worry! even though its Susan she still needs condom even in the Gay world or experimental world wrap it up tongue and penis.teenagers are experimental.however that Way a great way to let you know she prefers women right now but you still should arrange a quite time for to discuss her relationship and dating and try not to be judgmental this will make her feel she can truly talk with you about anything

2006-10-24 03:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ethel T 2 · 1 1

Ha Ha that's what the mom gets!

2006-10-24 03:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1 0

ha ah aha haah aha aha

2006-10-24 02:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

how then,
can you prevent STD,
when both women having sex?

2006-10-24 02:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by MaSTeR 3 · 1 0

hahahaha hmmmm ,yummmmmmmmy

2006-10-24 02:59:45 · answer #6 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 2 0

so what's worst??a lesbian or a pregnant teenager??

2006-10-24 03:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

nice
lol

2006-10-24 03:51:28 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1 0

lol

2006-10-24 02:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by what 1 · 1 0

lol

2006-10-24 02:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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