Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2006-10-24 02:37:18 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha ....Good One !! [Bura mat maan na ! Purana Pakwaan Ab Naye Pack mein !!?] I liked it !
2006-10-24 02:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously a joke told by a woman for women
2006-10-24 09:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by pnybt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen
do unto others
but dont hit
2006-10-24 09:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy Har Har that was cute!
2006-10-24 10:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by MOVING 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I liked alot
2006-10-24 11:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this is very funny. are you sure you want to post this joke ^_^
thanks for brighting up my day!
2006-10-24 20:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Huh. LOL. LOL.
2006-10-28 23:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heheheee....
2006-10-24 10:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by tazzz6413 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GAY --> LOL
2006-10-24 09:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by Schumi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋