How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
Why did the knight run about shouting for a can opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armor!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's house!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Circumference!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
2006-10-24 02:31:49 · 2 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles