The coffee monster is a monster that drinks coffee from your mug of freshly brewed coffee while you are in your car on your way to the train station.
Somehow he tricks you into buying 2 dozen doughnuts for coworkers.
What are your personal religious beliefs on the coffee monster and his deception to make you buy doughnuts.
2006-10-24 02:21:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
'Tis the COFFEE ANGEL that has taken possession of thy corporal self to turn thee, for an instant, into a saint, a giver of fatty sugars, for comfort of the downtrodden in life.
May the FSM bless the COFFEE ANGEL in its work to ease the burden of daily labor and to maintain wakefulness while we steer hunks of metal and glass across the miles between work and home.
Ramen.
2006-10-24 02:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get around the coffee monster by being too poor to buy the donuts and also by living so far out in the country that there are no accessible donut shops. As for the coffee, I drink it before I leave. There is no train station for miles, so that part of the equation is handily disposed of in my case. Oh yes, and I perk my coffee instead of brewing it, so it is MUCH stronger, and it acts as a deterrent to most coffee monsters.
2006-10-24 09:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since given my type of job we are not allowed to bring food and drinks into our areas so I never see the coffee monster. To me he-she-it is a mystery. I know a lot of others have seen though.
2006-10-24 09:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
allergic to coffee so the Coffee Monster is wasting time and a dozen dough nuts is nothing as I can eat 12 without breathing hard at all.
2006-10-24 09:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mav loves the coffee monster. Coffee Monster makes Mav by things a little healthier.
Donuts are nothin' but fat pills
2006-10-24 09:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I have also been moved by his unseen hand, unawares. I too have wathed the coffe level in my cup fall in an other-worldly way, and have bought the doughnuts of fellowship. The FSM will not be pleased by this, I fear. I must therefore prostrate myself in the sauce and beg for meatballs of forgiveness.
2006-10-24 09:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can eat ten krispy creme donuts in one sitting. It's true!
Or six danish.
But I also have the willpower to drink only one coffee a day.
2006-10-25 08:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love coffee, I worship all things coffee.
I hope the FSM is not a jealous god
2006-10-24 09:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally have not heard yet of the greatness of the coffee monster.....Can you share more knowlegde about his greatness?
2006-10-24 09:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i personally worship the sock monster. that bugger lives in my washing machine and steals my socks. the sock monster could kick the coffee monster's a s s .
2006-10-24 09:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋