I was thinking if God Existed (he doesn't get over it) what would he do. The only logical theory I came up with was a waggon wheels factorie, Trying to remake Jesus for April folls.
2006-10-24 02:13:24 · 7 answers · asked by jack prime 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ARE YOU RELATED TO THE GOOSE AND BOTTLE GUY? NUTTERS.
2006-10-24 16:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man has a goose, he also has a bottle. The goose lives happily in the bottle for many months, but one day the man notices that the goose has grown too big to fit through the bottle neck.
How can the man get the goose out, without breaking the bottle or harming the goose?
2006-10-24 09:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by The religions and culture guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God did work there, the products would obviously taste divine. They don't, so He definitely doesn't. Wagon Wheels taste disgusting. Quod erat demonstrandum, know what I mean?
2006-10-24 16:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Specsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww whats wrong? Did you look in the mirror today and see your future flash before your eyes lol
2006-10-24 09:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Michelino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there has to be a god in the first place
2006-10-24 09:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by fair-and-squire 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
trying to play at the adult table? better wait a few more years.
2006-10-24 09:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by BBQ MASTER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the f******* are you on???
2006-10-24 09:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by musicman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋