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A school teacher asks a primary school class how they think people go to heaven.

Suzie enthusiastically raised her hand and said "feet first!". The teacher then asks why she thinks this, and Suzie promptly answered "my mummy was lying in bed last night and her feet were up in the air and she was shouting 'Oh my God, I'm coming!' ".

2006-10-24 02:03:15 · 20 answers · asked by 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

lmao
bet her mum was happy to know that everyone at the sachool knew what she got up to
i think i'd leave through embarrassment

2006-10-24 02:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0 0

What a way of going to Heaven !!! Well ! In a way Suzie was not wrong as her mother was about to enter the Heaven when she saw her ! A state of Ecstasy !! Well presented good joke!!! Ha Ha Ha......I Liked it !!!

2006-10-24 09:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

Good one. Kids answers are always the best. So innocent yet so embarrassing

2006-10-24 09:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by oif1983 3 · 0 0

nice 1 lol

2006-10-24 09:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ooooh naughty mummy

2006-10-24 10:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

By doing good and kind deeds in this life...

2006-10-24 09:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

'be good and youll go how you want' - what a weirdo!

good joke

2006-10-24 18:30:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

THAT IS A GOOD ONE. I LIKE IT.

2006-10-24 09:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by crane1951@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0 0

ha ha ha like it

2006-10-24 16:54:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you had not done any sin or wrong you will go to heaven
if u have done sin you will go to hell

2006-10-24 09:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by santhana k 3 · 0 1

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