i need a small but a casual poem, please help...
2006-10-23 22:40:51 · 8 answers · asked by slimy dude 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Razors pain u,
Rivers are damp…
Acids stain u,
& drugs cause cramps…
Guns are lawfull,
Nooses give…
Gas smells awfull,
U might as well live…
2006-10-23 22:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by pat 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How casual?
Mary had a little lamb
Its feet were black, like charcoal
And every time that Mary bent
It whistled up her ar**hole
Pretty casual that don't you think??
Not really suitable at a wedding ceremony if the brides name is Mary!!
But I hope this helps??
2006-10-24 05:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cement my **** to the cushions of my settee,
What, Oh what! is on tonight on TV?
Ceiling fan- on or off
Best not on- or else I will cough.
Munchies, munchies, munchies galore!
Nevermind the crumbs on the floor.
Cigarettes ease the tightness
Of my overstuffed belly
Won't dwell too long
Back to the telly
Conciousness- in and out
CSI, cannot figure it out.
Stacy, bed time!
Off to bed until- next time!
2006-10-24 05:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok guys lets not get too emo now...
here i st broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time i'll just take my chance
save my dime and sh.it my pants
excuse me for my rudeness
it wasnt quite that smart
but if it was from the other end
it would have been a fart
hahaha. theres just something about fart jokes...
2006-10-24 05:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by .. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is a serious business
But you shall play it easy;
Earth is full of rock and soil
But, all shall fly like a wind.
Men are but clay, but clever
He knows he will be back to dust.
2006-10-25 05:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw ya, liked the vision,
wrong colour...sense of division.
Struck me then,, it don't matter,
I could change the world with the seed I scatter!
2006-10-24 05:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
words worth, not me
2006-10-24 07:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by macman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make me sick
you effin' prick
i was just jokin'
quit your pokin'
my head
that's it
now you're dead
2006-10-24 05:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋