Now that the current incumbent of the vatican, The German Shepherd, has decided to abolish limbo, we the Intelligent Minority (as opposed to the moral majority) have developed a method of "de-baptism". It is designed to free all catholics or indeed any other forced inductees into any religion (unfortunately we cannot repair severed foreskins - yet).
You will be free to eat meat on a Friday and use the contraceptive method of your choice. You even get to re-possess your soul (which some believe is a valuable cash asset - you could raise a loan against it, or even sell it).
The procedure is free and we promise that it is completely painless - we won't even throw any water at you.
To enrol, simply post an answer to this question. Alternatively, you may rate it with a thumbs up/thumbs down or report it as abuse. Any of these will guarantee you freedom from the alleged god your parents foisted on you out of fear and ignorance.
Come one, come all - see the true light.
2006-10-23 20:34:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2016-10-16 08:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 20:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 20:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Militia-Angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 20:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2006-10-23 21:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Grilla Parlante 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-23 20:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-23 20:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋