2006-10-23 19:38:00 · 12 answers · asked by FireKracker187 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You haven't heard? He's already bought the place out and is employing demon servants to write the next edition of Windows. (He's been employing demon servants, actually, but they were getting sick of the commute.)
2006-10-23 19:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by angk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill & Satan are collaborators. thiers is 50:50 joint venture. at heaven the saints are using computers running on windows. saints area angry that Bill did not contribute to church in a big way. so heavens gates are closed for Bill. Now Bill is hell bent on taking over Heaven. So their new version of windows - the more destructive Hell-Vista 1.0 which will be released once Bill goes to hell. Peter & Paul being such great fools have already paid to install this new version in their computers. Once that is done, peter, paul and all saints will be taken hosage by Bill and sent to hell. Satan will make Bill incharge of Heaven. Satan is happy to see Bill is out of Hell at the earliest. Once in hell Satan will take all these saints around the raunchiest night clubs, strip clubs, whorehouses and sexy seductresses to tempt the holy saints. lets see how many of them come out with flying colors. Amen.
2006-10-23 20:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Raja Krsnan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Bill dies, he has to leave behind 250 plus billion dollars. Just like Solomon. It could even be said the Solomon was even more wealthy. As the king of his time, he could lay claim to everything he laid his eyes on. Bill can't do that. He would have to buy it.
As for 'hell'. There is no such place. It is simply mans grave. And when death is done away with [ Rev. 21;4] so is its companion.
(Revelation 20:14) And death and Ha′des were hurled into the lake of fire. This means the second death, the lake of fire.
Hades=Hell.
2006-10-23 21:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He doesn't work that way. Bill will immediately begin creating a computer program that will assess newbie's souls and give them enough points to get a "Get Out of Hell" card. After emptying hell of souls, then he will make a deal with Satan that he can't refuse.
2006-10-23 19:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he go to hell? He’s a huge philanthropist. He also invented DOS, which allowed the fist home PCs to be made and is more or less responsible for our ability to have this discussion rite now. He served humanity just by showing up.
2006-10-23 19:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by lelandnanna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how much Satan could be bought for! He'd probably gladly sell out now that he's been there awhile.
2006-10-23 19:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by HomeBody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the premise, but its going a little too far. Just hope he gets whats coming to him.
2006-10-23 20:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by jtrigoboff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill gates is my brother
2006-10-23 21:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by righteous992003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there are no proof for hell as there are no proofs for heaven. we can answer that question when a decisive evidence is presented. meanwhile your question is meaningless.
2006-10-23 19:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by the_talking_donkee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late!
Vista lives.
2006-10-24 13:14:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋