i am not christian but i went to chruch with some friends. I took a thumb tack off the bulliten board and put it on the seat a few rows infront of me. This guy sat on it and jumped up and tried not to scream aaarrrhhh out loud. I cant help but laugh every time I think about it. How can I stop myself from laughing.
2006-10-23 19:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
a muzzle?
2006-10-23 19:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by magen n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is the worst thing you have done in your life that makes you feel the need to confess, then you are blessed. Or you are just someone that wants attention. Either way, put the tack in your chair and sit down.....but don't scream. That should be penance enough for someone that doesn't think themselves Christian enough to go to Church regular.
2006-10-24 02:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I still have that urge occasionally... but it's kinda hard to do from where I sit...
congrats on going to church... but try to keep your pranks outside the sanctuary... or at least make them quiet ones... cuz you could have a minister in the pulpit like me who would crack up and church would end up being that much longer... you wouldn't want that now would you???
2006-10-24 02:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Rev T L Clark 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Go ahead and keep laughing until you get it out of your system. That's the only way.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2006-10-24 03:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go back to that church and locate that person and tell him that you are sorry for causing him injury.><>
2006-10-24 02:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by CEM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you havent given your life to christ, God will not hear u cuz it says in the bible he has turned a deaf ear to the wicked.
Heres how to accept him. It will benefit u GREATLY in the END. (I cant stress it enough)
http://www.doyouknowjesus.org/gospel_tour/tour1.html
2006-10-24 02:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sack cloth and ashes ;) Meanie !
2006-10-24 02:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Merry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the wrong that you've dun it can and will come back to you. Do on to ours as you would have them do on to you.
2006-10-24 02:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by Phatts 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was just mean. how can any one be that mean? i hope one day u will see that and ask Jesus to forgive u. and really mean it
2006-10-24 02:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do it to your self then you will know how it feels
2006-10-24 03:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sam's 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋