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Squirrel sitting next to me....and it's looking at my pacifier.....do u think it's going to attack me and take my pacifier away??
What should i do......HELPPPPP!!!

2006-10-23 17:20:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

lol dude beat it up and show it who's boss or pretend it bit u and cry and ur Mommy will take care of it.

2006-10-23 17:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by outlandishb13 3 · 0 0

Just then...Your good buddy iamagodofsheep opens up a portal and unleashes the hell hound you sent to hell! It lunges for you, though my sheepish powers move you out of the way! The squirrel gets attacked, and turns into a giant squirrel! But, AHHH!!! A MONSTER! comes, and wrestles the beast. soon, the squirrel is all chained up. I have trouble opening a portal, but AHHH!!! A MONSTER! lifts it up for me! Nice guy! YOu use your world domination genous plans to push the hell hound and squirrel into the portal. AHHH!!! A MONSTER! still doesn't know we are actually villains...making plans for world domination..

2006-10-30 16:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0 0

BAbys should not venture out unaccompanied. Let it have your pacifier..other wise, it could take away your nuts.

2006-10-24 00:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How did the squirrel get in the house?

What's that? You're being raised by wolves? :(

Well then, think about what your mother would do if she were there right now. There you go! Go for the neck! :)

2006-10-24 00:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by Knathan the Knight 3 · 1 0

As long as it only wants you pacifier give it to him. ( didn't your mommy teach you to share?) Thank God your wearing a diaper or he might be wanting your nuts too.

2006-10-24 00:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he can have your pacifier but tell him to keep his paws off your nuts.

2006-10-24 00:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 1 0

No need to do any thing. Just sit quiet and let it do what it wants!

2006-10-24 00:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

Squerriels have no interest in human toys and food

2006-10-24 00:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by ashishmulye 3 · 0 0

**hands new pacifier** give it to him. here's a brand new one! =]]

2006-10-24 00:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aww, poor baby!

2006-10-24 00:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by Elizabeth R 3 · 0 0

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