On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
2006-10-23 17:15:06 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is SOOOO many levels of wrong!!!
2006-10-23 17:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by froggie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-24 00:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by e25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao
2006-10-24 00:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW thats like awsome soo funny lol good job
2006-10-24 00:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by ^*Jenten*^ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Of couse ...It was too funny...I liked it ...Excellent way of presentation....What a way of turning a sad situation to a Funny one! Keep it up !
2006-10-24 00:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been told too many times, no longer funny.
2006-10-24 01:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a brain freeze to me! Or is he really in LOVE?
2006-10-24 00:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's actually kinda sweet in a nasty sort of way.
2006-10-24 00:22:37 · answer #8 · answered by Selym 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny and very cute.
2006-10-24 00:17:23 · answer #9 · answered by danaluana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-10-24 00:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋