An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye
not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff.... dad.... I became a prostitute...."
Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for
$5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside,
plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath).... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff.... a prostitute, dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
2006-10-23 16:16:06 · 15 answers · asked by yolkyolk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! HAHAHAHA!! good one... Whew...
2006-10-23 16:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by half.noob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
I don’t know where you guys dig up such great jokes which make me fall to the ground laughing.!!!!!
I am laughing my head off and i think that this joke is really unique cuz its the first time i read it>>>>the others are lame and this one is simply GR8!!!!
bubye>>>have a gud day>>cuz u made my day gud too.
;)
2006-10-24 01:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheeky
2006-10-23 16:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean a Pros is better than a Protestant ? too silly man! Any way good one with good dose of Humour, Nicely presented !
2006-10-23 16:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! that replaced into freaking hilarious...that really made my Friday. and that i recognize the way you somewhat put of their accents, i might want to truly imagine how they were declaring it. lol..thanks.
2016-12-05 04:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by fechter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!
2006-10-23 16:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD thats a good one
2006-10-23 16:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-23 16:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahah.........all sins forgiven...before the money....thanks for the good one.........LOL
2006-10-23 19:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHaH! laughing my@ss off! so true too! lol
tee hee heee
thanks for the joke!
2006-10-23 16:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by hansolo951 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋