Yo mama is so fat that when she got on a plane and it took off it crashed in the water
Yo mama is so small she tricked on a pebble
Yo mama breath is so bad that she makes everyone run when she enters a room
Yo mama is so hairy I shaved her back and there was alot of hair everywhere.
2006-10-23 15:01:43 · 16 answers · asked by Wilmer 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
actually i dont think any of those are funny
2006-10-23 15:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok they were just sad attempts at yo mama jokes. Look at some of the classics like YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A TAX REFUND. These might be good for a first grader.
Here is some help with the ones you got.
Yo mama is so hairy bigfoot tried to take her as a bride.
Yo mama breath is so rank it makes u gag on a telephone.
Yo mama is so small she get dust in her eyes when a snake farts.
Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he said get ur fat *** outta the way.
2006-10-23 15:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you got some stupid Yo Momma jokes. You're posting in the wrong place too. Well just to retort:
Yo momma so stupid, that when your daddy said it's chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and spoon.
Yo momma so stupid that she ran into a parked car.
Yo momma so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so stupid that on a job application, under Education, she wrote Hooked on Phonics.
2006-10-23 15:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid... She got nailed and 9 months later you popped out.
2006-10-23 15:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by PS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sound like you got those jokes straight out of fisher price my first momma jokes. Not funny at all
2006-10-23 15:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by ill_state00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright those were just down right bad!!!
if you want some good ones watch
Yo Mamma on MTV
next time put that with jokes not with singles and dating
2006-10-23 15:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by kutpi007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this has to do with Singles and Dating? Good luck getting a girl.
2006-10-23 15:03:24 · answer #7 · answered by Kat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat, i tried to drive around her and ran out of gas.
2006-10-23 15:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is soooooooo fat that when god said let there be
LIGHT she had to move out of the way!!!!!!!\
ouuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeeeee do i get a prize in CASH MONEY
lol
2006-10-23 15:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by aLwAyS YoUrS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watch the show yo mamma..they have hialrious jokes
2006-10-23 15:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by babybeast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat
2006-10-23 15:03:36 · answer #11 · answered by tony p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋