Yo mama is so fat that when she got on a plane and it took off it crashed in the water
Yo mama is so small she tricked on a pebble
Yo mama breath is so bad that she makes everyone run when she enters a room
Yo mama is so hairy I shaved her back and there was alot of hair everywhere.
2006-10-23 15:00:54 · 34 answers · asked by Wilmer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And your question is?
2006-10-23 15:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by john h 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahah lol LMAO 10/10 yo mama so poor she had to strip at chuckie cheese for tokens! Oldie: yo mama like a door knowb everybdy receives a turn! I made it up: yo mama so stupid she requested a police officer what time it replaced into and at the same time as he informed her 5:30 p.m she suggested thats humorous i requested 30 human beings a similar question as we talk and that i shop getting diverse solutions.
2016-12-05 04:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by fechter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
2006-10-23 15:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Adrienne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so nasty she made RightGuard turn left.
2006-10-23 16:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by JackiePaper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What da h3//? Alright, Fez. You need some that disses people real good. You should know if you're Fez, you know, burns? Here's one:
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked in a choir practice room, the choir sang Let it Shine Let it Shine Let it Shine! or, Yo mama's so fat the 401K was named after her bra size.
2006-10-23 15:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soooooooooooo poor, she tripped through her front door and fell out the back window
yo mama is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game and thought she was getting a haircut
2006-10-23 16:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by Baller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' Mama is so damn boring. (That means the entire show and idea for making that show.) Valderama is the only reason a girl would ever watch.
Yo' Mama is so trashy.... when she goes to a strip club... the strippers tip HER.
2006-10-23 15:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by kat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so white yo daddy have to wear sunglasses to kiss her.
2006-10-23 16:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Bu Tran 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so sleazy that for halloween her trick was the treat
yo momma so ugly that when she went to the local dog show they stopped her @ the door and said "sorry no professionals"
you so ugly that when u were born the dr didnt know wether to slap u or yo momma
2006-10-23 17:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by froggie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you know my Mama how can you stand to be around her
2006-10-23 17:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by lilbit_883_hugger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so stupid that when I rang her doorbell she checked in the microwave
Yo mamma is so hairy that she played as king kong.
Yo mamma is so cheap that when i went to her house and asked for a color tv, she told me to pick a crayon
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toilet,it just said,"Get off of me !@#$%^&"
lol hahahaha nah im just kiddin see ya!
2006-10-23 15:07:17 · answer #11 · answered by Patrick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋