It took me awhile and then a strange event occured that made me believe in my creator. I was eating a bowl of Alphabet soup when my elbow knocked it over the side of the table and the letters spelled out 'There is no god but FSM.' Now I always dress in full pirate attire and honor the flying spaghetti monster and all of his goodness. So, former atheists...when did you realize FSM was your true creator?
2006-10-23 14:17:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha...me 2 jelly. :D seriously.
2006-10-23 14:20:50 · update #1
oooh boy.... :) you should set them as your avatar. I havn't got my costume yet, but I know that's what I'm gonna be.
2006-10-23 14:24:36 · update #2
It happened in a dream. I felt the presense of the Noodly Master and it filled me with such joy as I had never known. I realized that night that, while my friends had actually stuck my hand into a bowl of cold spaghetti to see if I'd pee my pants, I would always have a friend and savior in the FSM. Long live his Holy Meat Balls.
2006-10-23 14:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
There are no former REAL Atheists. An Atheist would never turn from rationality to superstition. An agnostic (Chicken-Sh!+-Atheist) might slide back to the dark side of religious indoctrination.
2006-10-23 16:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question... if you look at the true historical definition of the word Athiest... it says that an athiest is one who doesn't worship in a pantheon... as such the term was originally used as a derogitory term by pagans, against christians... so with that I wonder...
2006-10-23 14:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Very Pagan Nightshade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of seconds after I figured out that FSM means Father's Seminal Mangoop.
*sigh* I'm betting someone will be scandalized when they realize what I just said.
2006-10-23 14:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Muffie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was an atheist until I discovered the Great Cornholio. The Great Cornholio answered all of my questions.
2006-10-23 14:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't believe but then I was touched by the Noodley Appendages and lo and behold I saw the way paved in marina & alfredo!
RAmen.
2006-10-23 14:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am on my knees praying that the literalists on this board don't miss your humor. Let us pray: 'Almighty Pastaness, in your infinite mercy and utter starchyness, come down and bless those with the gift of non-noodle brain. Amen.'
2006-10-23 14:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL Elmo...
I'm going to be a pirate for Halloween! Arrrg...
2006-10-23 14:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Whatever 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When his voice came out of my box of AlphaBits cereal.......my life changes forever.
2006-10-23 14:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria E 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bad muffie, bad....
Tee hee...
2006-10-23 14:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋