I was in bible school yesterday and my teacher was telling the class about how god made the world and humans in a period of seven days. I wasn't thinking and before I could stop myself I asked her 'But isn't it proven the dinosaurs existed millions of years before humans?' After I said this I clasped my hand over my mouth and tried to stuff the words back in but it was too late and the teacher had already got up to call the preist. She picked up the phone and said 'Code red' . Minutes later the priest came in the doorway and called for me to go with him to his office. When we got there he tryed to tell me a few different contradicting explanations like god's time scale is different than ours. I was too late to disguise the look on my face like 'Are you stupid?' and he pulled out a paper cup out of his robe and offered me some KOOL-AID. With his other hand he reached into his robe and I heard what sounded like the cocking of a pistol...Should I drink it?
2006-10-23 13:56:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A day is defined as the time earth takes to spin around once on it's axis. Wether it was god's day or human days the defintion can't suddenly change to suit bible thumpers needs. Sry...
2006-10-23 14:07:54 · update #1
Well, that's interresting to know Tim. Finally brings a reasonable argument to the plate... :D
2006-10-23 14:12:55 · update #2
NEVER DRINK THE KOOL-AID!!!
hehe
2006-10-23 14:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your church holds the position of a young earth, then I would say no. I am a Christian, and I hold the position that God created the universe over a period of 6 "yoms". A yom is a Hebrew word with is often translated into English as "day", however, it also means "A period of time", as in "back in the day..."
If you want to engage in thoughtful dialog, that is wonderful. Especially if you have a different point of view. However, if you just want to make fun of people who hold a young earth position (and Christians in general), then you are adding nothing to the debate and it would be best if you said nothing.
Below is a link that shows various Scriptural as well as scientific rebuttals of the young earth position. Please read and educate yourself.
2006-10-23 14:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
For the love of God, whatever you do: Don't drink it.
Never drink ANYTHING that an Evangelical Christian offers you. It is either poison or a roofie that will put you in a daze while he takes you behind the altar & tries to molest you.
I know these people, & I know what they are capable of, don't believe a single word they tell you, they are all LIES. The only thing they are truely interested in is getting you in the sack, & not getting prosecuted because they are "Men of God".
Don't drink the Kool-Aid, & whatever you do DON'T let those perverts molest you. *☺*
2006-10-23 14:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren C.: Led-head 4 (∞) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry, but I don't recall in the bible where it defines a "God" day as 24 hours. Christians believe that His thoughts are not our thoughts and His ways are not our ways. Likewise, His time is not our time. I don't see the contradiction.
2006-10-23 14:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by Apple21 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well. elmo never except drinks or candy from a stranger (and priests are about as strange as they get). Also never go into a room alone with a priest do u know what they do to boys ? :o
Morgaine
2006-10-23 14:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink the Kool Aid and take the blue pill.
2006-10-23 13:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ok,as I was rolling my eyes at this,they got stuck and now I can't get them back down again.Do you know how hard it is to see the screen with my eyes rolled up like that?I have to put my chin on my desk and it's making my neck hurt.At least you didn't take that where I thought you might.I must commend you for that much.My eyes really hurt.I've got to go find out who I can sue for this...
2006-10-23 14:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think talking to a priest and "...other hand he reached into his robe...cocking of a pistol" does not sound right...
2006-10-23 14:05:43 · answer #8 · answered by Indigo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually I once got into it with en evil old woman teaching sunday school who was telling a bunch of kids that dogs and cats don't go to heaven--it was almost exactly like your story, how quickly she got the pastor there...
2006-10-23 14:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Cyanide poisoning SUCKS. Take the bullet like a man, it'll hurt less.
2006-10-23 13:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
See, this is the difference between sci-fi and the Bible....you can spot a story line in sci-fi a mile away....lol
nice try.
2006-10-23 14:04:09 · answer #11 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋