yes= no
no= yes
maybe= never
i'm sorry= you deserve it!
we want it= i want it
do as you wish= you'll pay for this
we need to talk= i need to make a complaint
go away= stay
stay= scram
i'm not nervous= and if i am, it's your fault, idiot!
you're so masculine= you're sweating and need a shave
be romantic, turn off the lights= i'm fat!
this kitchen in impractical= i want a new house
i want new curtains= ...and carpet, furniture, washing machine...
i heard something= you're almost asleep.
how was your day?= i'll ask you for an expensive gift...
how much do you love me= i did something that you won't like
i hate my butt= tell me that you adore me!
am i fat?= say that i look pretty
i need a new pair of shoes for the wedding= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of black.
you need to learn how to communicate= just agree with everything i say
nothing= everything
everything= my PMS is at its peak
nothing, really= you're and idiot!
2006-10-23 13:42:33 · 25 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ALRIGHT Witch Bitc h loan you a dictionary? Men aren't suppose to know that even exist............................ Next thing we will see on here ladies is our "How to make then beg for it" book!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-23 15:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Words Women use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!# @ YOU!
2006-10-23 13:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Funny except for the second one. No means NO.
2006-10-23 14:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by noitall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time post something orginal... I have heard that a few dozen times too many
2006-10-23 16:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, it looks like you
are learning to
understand woman....lol....
enjoyed reading it.
5 points for your effort, lol :-)
2006-10-23 18:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can put the money in my account and I'll write the check = SUCKA!!!
2006-10-23 14:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA very funny, nothing, really=you're an idiot, I love it :O)
2006-10-23 14:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O---O DIE!!DIE!DIE!!!
FAW: Females Around the World
2006-10-23 14:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by gingerbright 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have met my ex!!!
LMFAO, Milk thru the nose, causing pain now, must stop
2006-10-23 13:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by George Curious 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow .. u must be pretty whipped eh..its ok heres anotha word for ur dictionary..
Oh roses= whats yo black A .$.$ done this time
2006-10-23 14:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋