2006-10-23 13:38:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
leave shrek alone
he is already happy in the life he has chosen,
why try to convert him over to anything?
silly
2006-10-23 13:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by amber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Christ should convert to Shrek. Shrek's fans are less bloodthirsty than Christ's followers.
2006-10-23 20:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
Since Jesus apparently died for the salvation of man, I don't think ogres are applicable. Like dogs, ogres probably go to heaven automatically. Lucky sods.
2006-10-23 20:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by DoctorScurvy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow whynotaskdonkey...that is a very noble thing for you to want to do. what i think you should do is turn yourself into that noble, white whynotasksteed and ride up to him and say...*in God voice*..."Shrek, why have you not acknowledged me". Then you will drop him a Bible and ask if he would like to "Pray the PRAYER!" *Shaking my head, crying* I'm sorry whynotaskdonkey....I tried for a good answer.
2006-10-23 20:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sleepy Shona 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe green ogres with a penchant for fish eyes are Buddhists by birth.
2006-10-23 20:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don's thousand clone and counting...
2006-10-23 20:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by ESKORBUTIN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nail him to a cross?
2006-10-23 20:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋