2006-10-23 13:36:32 · 14 answers · asked by lonesome me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superbe , sophisticated yo mama humour.
2006-10-23 13:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Huh? Maybe yo mama's so dumb she went to France to look for fights? Here's some:
Yo mama's so ugly she gives Freddy Kruegar nightmares.
Yo mama's so fat her belt size was the Equater.
Yo mama's so dumb she stared at an orange juice container because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so old her social seurity number's 1.
Yo mama's so old the key Franklin used on the kite was to her apartment room.
2006-10-23 22:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb, i saw her walking down the street screaming at an envelope and asked what she was doing. she said shes sending a voice mail.
2006-10-23 21:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so dumb she thought Peter Pan was a venereal disease
2006-10-23 21:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so easy, I went to pull her pants down and lights and bells starting goin off, and a voice from above said, "congratulations, you're our 1 millionth customer"
2006-10-24 02:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by Thetruth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb your daddy said it was chilli outside and she came out with a spoon and a bowl
2006-10-23 21:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by Rawr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb she told you to tell that lame joke.
2006-10-23 20:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so dumb she thought meow mix was a cd for cats.
2006-10-23 20:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by j 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so big the condtuction workers offered her a job. . . for two.
2006-10-23 20:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow belt, she looks like a cheese burger
2006-10-23 20:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by gojets126 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋