Will there be an epic battle for earth in my stomach? Who will prevail? What color farts should I expect?
2006-10-23 13:19:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Armageddon, I suspect.
Take Four Horsemen and call your doctor in the morning.
2006-10-23 13:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both will be digested. The stomach acid will prevail over the two. Your farts should be colorless.
Believe me, consumption of deviled eggs and ham and angel food cake is the theological equivalent of nothing (assuming you aren't Jewish. [though the real question would be in that case is: Who in God's name made you do that?]) Otherwise, in reality the worst that can happen is you'll gain a pound or two.
2006-10-23 13:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by ldnester 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
prepare for an apocolyptic case of gas including foul malodorous fogs of green and black followed by a stench of ungodly propotions. Duck and hide your head if you see a ten headed monster emerge from your behind. If all else fails find a good plug and cut that thing off at the pass.
2006-10-23 13:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing the Apocalypse. But tomorrow there will be a Big Bang and the whole game will start over again.
2006-10-23 13:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you eat any of thoes issues? Or do you reside removed from thoes issues via fact the be conscious 'devil' is in them? Pagans don't think in certainly one of those devil via fact the christians, and there fore do no longer worship him as in many cases believed. you are able to't worship some thing you in basic terms don't think in! Please attempt to no longer be so closed minded on such issues. it is in basic terms ignorant to think of in certainly one of those way. ~*~Peace~*~
2016-10-02 21:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by spies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The deviled eggs are going to give you BAD gas. But you were very GOOD to choose a fat free dessert.
2006-10-23 13:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by mocha5isfree 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Eating like that makes me go find a nap.
2006-10-23 13:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by rangedog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not your stomach that should concern you, but Your Immortal After Stomach.
2006-10-23 13:22:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're going to gain 20 pounds and/or raise your cholesterol.
2006-10-23 13:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Banba 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're going to die a slow, horrible death becuase the two sides can't stand your stupidity. They'll both fight each other after you're dead.
2006-10-23 13:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋