2006-10-23 13:18:27 · 14 answers · asked by Myra 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it is. . .
A teenage girl is babysitting for her neighbors and despretely needs the money. Later that night the boy she was babysitting called from up stairs
"Please come up!" She went up and went into his dark bedroom.
"Will you sleep with me, I lost my teddy bear and I can't get to sleep without it." The boy said. "Sure she replied and laid down next to him.
"Will you take off your shoes, my teddy bear doesn't wear shoes." the boy said.
"well I don't know." she replied.
"if you don't I'll tell my mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" he replied. So she took off her shoes.
"will you take off your shirt, my teddy bear doesn't wear a shirt. If you don't I'll tell mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" the boy asked. So she took off her shirt.
"Will you take off your pants because my teddy bear doesn't wear pants. If you don't I'll tell my mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" The boy said. So she took off her pants.
"Will you take off your underware because my teddy bear doesn't wear underwear. If you don't i'll tell my mommy and daddy and you'll get fired!" So she took off her underwear.
She laid there next to him, naked. Then he asked,"My teddy bear lets me stick my finger in his belly button. Can I put my finger in your bellybutton? If you don't let me I'll tell mommy and daddy and you'll get fired." She said sure then a minute later she jumped and said,
"That's not my belly button!"
The boy replied,
"And that's not my finger either!"
2006-10-23 13:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Joke:
There was a guy named Tony who had a wierd fettish of sticking his finger in girls belly buttons. One night he met a girl at a bar named Monica and revealed his fettish to her. She thought is was weird but liked him. Later they went back to his placeand had a few drinks. All of the sudden the power went out and Monicafelt something poking her. She yelled out stop trying to poke me in the belly button. She then said...
that's not my finger He said... well that's not my bellybutton"
2006-10-23 13:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Eugene 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 19:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it a little differant also,but,wings is the closest
2006-10-23 17:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by ICEMAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gomer Pyle getting lucky w/can't remember her name
2006-10-23 13:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by ruthford7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good grief, I heard that one when I was about 11, and I'm almost AARP age now!
2006-10-23 13:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by silentnonrev 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard a different version but wings of fire was got it
2006-10-23 13:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by gojets126 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats kinda strange. never heardit before.
2006-10-23 13:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sure leaves a funny image in my mind hee hee. good luck.
2006-10-23 13:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thaat is well explained by wings of fire
2006-10-23 15:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋