Reporters Repent! The great goddess Endora shall smite thee!
She has sent the four charmed ones of the apocalypse, led by the archangel Leo to vanquish you!
To those who are faithful, Endora will save you--we have seen her second coming in the new bewitched movie as Iris Smithson. Iris Endora shall save the truly faithful and take them to cloud nine where we will have a swinging party and drink martinis for all eternity--All others will be vexed with whacky behavioral disorders For all eternity!
Repent Heathens!!!!!!!
2006-10-23 13:13:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You could become a whiney little snitch and go to heaven, but then I may not love you the same way afterwards! Gotta love the Heathens!
2006-10-23 17:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I feel like I saw you come on here - you answered a couple questions for me and i get the feeling you are from an "alternative religion". That's cool - always glad to see another free thinker, myself.
But now everytime I see you - your avatar looks angry and challenging, your questions are silly and you seem down right mean sometimes. I just have to wonder what is up with that?
Peace!
2006-10-23 13:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by carole 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The day is gonna come when every knee shall bow and every tongue cofess that Jesus Christ is lord and when he declares that eveyone that blasphemed against him and denied him should perish in the eternal flames of hell, you and many others like you will pleed with him and beg and he'll turn you away and say "I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity."---Luke 13 Don't wait until its too late. Try Jesus, what do you have to lose, walk into a New Testament, apostolic, pentecostal, holiness, Church of God church ar any church for that matter and see what happens. Walk in with an open mind, open heart and soul and just try him.
Like i said, what do you have to lose?
2006-10-23 14:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jamaican Princess 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To answer your original question you can make it into the kingdom of Heaven if you put your trust in Jesus and forgive the "whiney little reporting snitch".
"For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses. Matthew 6:14-15
2006-10-23 14:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amen
2006-10-23 13:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolulety yes, to all questions raised
B.T.W. is that Endora the Explorer you are making reference to?
2006-10-23 13:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure you repent to Jesus and his dad not some stupid 2.2 litre turbo Lotus with a GRP body
2006-10-23 13:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahaha!! Nice one, Hayden:-)
2006-10-23 13:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure!u just have to believe that Jesus died on the cross 4 every1's sins!but so u know. the nicer and more u worship God on earth.The better it will be in heaven!!
2006-10-23 13:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by popsicle230 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Whiners are typically atheist so no.
2006-10-23 13:16:44 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋