mother superior got all nuns together at the patio and said:
-my sisters, last night a man was in our midst!
the 99 nuns went:
-oooooooooh!...
and one nun giggle:
-heehee...
mother superior continued:
-this was certainly not the first time!
the 99 nuns went:
-oooohhh!!...
and one nun giggled:
-heehee...
mother superior added:
-this man was in one of our chambers!
the 99 nuns went:
-ooohhh!!...
and one nun giggled:
-heehee...
mother superior:
-i found a used condom!
the 99 nuns went:
-oooohhh!!...
and one nun giggled:
-heeheehee...
and the mother superior:
-the condom was broken!
the one nun went:
-ooohhh!!!
and the 99 nuns giggled:
-heeheeheehee...
2006-10-23 13:00:21 · 14 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got a nun joke for you. One night a nun with a very sad look gets on the bus and sits down. The bus driver turns and asks her why the long face. She replies "I have never had sex before and I've always wanted to try it before I died." "Oh..okay," replies the bus driver. She asks if he would help her out. "Sure" he replies. "Oh but wait,"says the nun, "I want to also be a virgin when I die so could you do me a favor and do me in the @55 instead." "Sure why not," replies the bus driver, "but wait until my route is over." "Oh but one more thing," cries the nun, "I can't do it with someone who is married as that would be a sin." "Not a problem I'm not married," replies the bus driver. So the bus driver continues on through his route. After his route is finished and everyone is off except himself and the nun they proceed to the back of the bus to have sex. After they are finished the bus driver meekly says to the nun, "I'm sorry but I have a confession to make I'm actually married with four kids." "Oh," replies the nun, "well that's ok I too have a confession to make." "My name is Dave and I'm on my way to a costume party."
2006-10-23 13:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Selym 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Since you guys seem to like dirty nun jokes, here's another one for you:
Two nuns were on their way to St. Mary's hospital when they ran out of gas. They knew there was a gas station a mile down the road but they didn't have a gas can. So instead, they used one of the bed pans they were delivering to the hospital to bring some gas back. As they were filling up the car a man drove past them with his wife. After seeing what they were doing he leans over to his wife and says, "Now that's what I call faith!"
2006-10-23 21:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...a hilarious one.....LOL
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!"
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.........
2006-10-24 03:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, what we should do is get a nuclear bomb and bomb those 99 nuns, they dont deserve to live. As for the other nun, she can come over and chill in my baking powder room, i like my kfc extra crispy
2006-10-23 20:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by cashfan28 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
OOOOhhh.
2006-10-23 20:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-23 22:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh
hee hee hee
2006-10-23 20:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weird
2006-10-23 20:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-10-23 20:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS A SICK JOKE BUT IT IS FUNNY!
2006-10-23 20:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋