A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did you manage that?"
"I switched c-o-c-k-s," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-10-23 12:48:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well that always works rofl.
Personal comment hun, get the witches in your a life a new broom, the vaccum cleaner leaves rashes rofl. Thanks also for calling me a young wiccan, I'm 38 babe :-) but don't look it, been carded a lot tee hee. Thumbs up on these jokes they are hysterical.
2006-10-23 13:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. 10 from 10.
2006-10-23 12:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The answer to fertility problems around the world...
2006-10-23 12:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Empy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CLINK!
Congratulations on a good joke.
2006-10-23 12:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny. She swithched husbands and he swithched roosters.
2006-10-23 12:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by heath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a coincidence
2006-10-23 13:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
2006-10-28 16:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG we like have so much in common!
2006-10-23 12:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-10-23 12:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
2006-10-23 14:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋