Whats a good hangover cure?

Question

Please help.

Oh yeah, and please no "don't drink in the first place" answers. If you have a hangover already, you have already drank, so thats not a hangover cure.

Answer 1

Have the biggest greasiest dirtiest fry up you can get your hands on. Make sure its dripping in grease. Trust me you'll appreciate it when you're half dead from the drink. Then drink a glass or two of whatever you got drunk on the night before. And go back to sleep. You'll be right as rain and rearing to go again!!!

Answer 2

Everyone has interesting suggestions
From what i have experienced just
drink water before you go to bed
No mater how much or little you drank
You don't have to drown yourself with water just drink a good amount (6-8 ounces)

Take care and remember this for the
next time you drink & maybe you can
pass this on to your drinking buddys once you've tryed it yourself, trust me it works!

I was told to drink what you drank the night before then again i couldn't get
Southern Comfort @ 10:00am
Sunday morning for it to go away
I really didn't even want to see
that drink that morning nevertheless
talk about it from that day on I will
always drink water before I go to bed!!
to tell you the truth
I can't remember the last time
i had a hangover

Answer 3

I have a variety of cures that I use together to make my hangovers go away.

I first start off with drinking a glass of water whenever I feel the slightest bit thirsty to try and get rehydrated

I also drink two cups of coffee to get some caffeine in my system and coffee shrinks the enlarged blood vessels in the head that cause headaches. Ibuprofen can be used instead but can cause internal bleeding after prolonged use.

I follow that with a greasy breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage and buttered toast which will help with the nausea

If my girl is over, having a quickie will get the blood flowing and help wake me up

If all else fails, i will crack open a few light beers drink them and go back to sleep. usually when I wake up the hangover is gone.

Hope this helps

Answer 4

I have had a lot of hangovers and much as you don't want to hear it, the best cure is to drink less or drink lots of water while you are drinking and take a paracetamol before bed.

Once you have the hangover, McDonalds or greasy food, orange juice or something else with sugar such as regular coke or fanta. Take a couple of ibuprofen or paracetamol and water and go back to bed and sleep it off. Sleeping it off is the best cure.

Answer 5

first of all more alcohol will make you feel better... but it will only prolong the hangover. Asprin will take care of your headache but it could mess with your blood sugar. Activated Charcoal is one of the best I have found. It is actually what they give to people in the ER with alcohol poisoning because it absorbs all the toxins in your body. It works best to take it before you fall asleep or in many cases pass out. Last of all jumping in a cold river has taken away my hangover many times. Since I work at a rafting company a river was easily accesable but Im sure a cold shower would do the same.

Answer 6

Try the breakfast of champions..
Here it is: the fruit of all our painstaking research, The Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure. While the ingredients in this kit are based on hard science and not personal mythology, it must be said that there really is no cure for a hangover in the same sense that penicillin is a cure for an infection. There are several things, however, that you can put into your body to ease the pain and assist rapid recovery, including a little-known substance called cysteine. Cysteine directly counteracts the poisonous effects of acetaldehyde. The following arsenal-in-a-milkshake is so loaded with the anti-toxic munitions your body needs, that after it makes short work of your hangover, it might just clear out your nasal passages, shrink your hemorrhoids, and leap out of your body and write your History term paper. Behold the official SoYouWanna.com Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure (patent pending):

1. Take 2 aspirins
2. Take 200mg cysteine (available at specialty food stores)
3. Take 600mg vitamin C
4. Take 1 tablet vitamin B-complex
5. Mix the following ingredients together in a blender:


1 banana
1 small can V-8
6 large strawberries
2 tablespoons honey
1 cup orange juice
1-2 cups milk (or soy milk), to desired consistency
¼ tsp. salt
dash of nutmeg
6. Drink it all up.
If necessary, follow up with a dose of Maalox, lots of Gatorade, and bouillon soup for dinner. These ingredients will rehydrate your body, replace essential vitamins and minerals, and help rid your body of some of the toxic byproducts of metabolized alcohol


Five Levels of Hangovers

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively
well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel
this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have
the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity
pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite
havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life
would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy
reruns.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet
Coke--yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you
might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has
given
you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't
hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies,
it
looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes
look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your *** is in
perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day
brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore
and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of
your
mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the
poop
fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue
is
suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger
was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results
in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare
'Floater'
thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the
toilet water all over your ***. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably;
Innovative;
Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity;
British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious;
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass

Answer 7

Best hangover cure is keep drinking what you were having previous to the hangover but take it easy not so fast, you just want to stay with a light buzz till its time to go to bed.

Answer 8

the best thing that I have found for a hangover is called hangover. It's 2 little pills that you take the morning after drinking and somehow it magically works. You can also try not drinking, but if your like me just take the pills! :)

Answer 9

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Answer 10

Before you go to bed...take an Excedrin. That works for me but be careful...it's a blood thinner like alcohol is. Can't think of anything else I use to keep from getting the headache the next morning. I guess it really depends on how much alcohol you usually drink. Hope this helps! Good luck buddy!