The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
There are no new sins. The old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
Think about this: No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
2006-10-23 12:15:13 · 17 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It all makes sense, I thank you for putting this and reminding us the value of life itself and helping one another.
2006-10-23 12:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's straightforward, i love that. Random words in hardship-free words look random to the unsleeping concepts. maximum large works were created through those who were inspired and by no skill consciously responsive to their doings. that's why an artist learns a technique, with the intention to forget it and enable the divine concept flow through them yet to nonetheless shop it cultivated because the subconscious will remember the educated understanding. So, there is not any longer some thing incorrect with "random concepts", in actual actuality.
2016-10-16 06:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by branaugh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha those are funny. I like the one with the kid afraid of the dark turning into a teenager who wants to stay out all night.
2006-10-23 12:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. "
How true
2006-10-23 12:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by redwidow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs way up here are you some more hun
you know your getting old when you have more of you on the bedstand at night than what is crawling under the covers to sleep.
you know your getting old when you can't remember what you got up to walk across the room to get.
If you get up to get something, and forget what it was, sit down, you'll remember it faster that way.
2006-10-23 13:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the one with tattoo, I'm going to be one of them,but first wait 40 years
2006-10-23 12:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So i know this wasnt a question but these are o' so true
2006-10-23 12:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At that certain age, what doesn't hurt, isn't working!
2006-10-23 12:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok woody its me again these are great stuff true and funny cant be beat
bob
2006-10-23 14:22:48 · answer #9 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Have truer words ever been spoken? LOL.
2006-10-28 16:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋