then man and dog walks over to sit down.
second man walks into the bar slips up .barman says sorry i give you a pint.
third man walks into the bar slips up , second man said you allright mate i just done that
third man gets up and smacks him in the mouth
2006-10-23 12:13:10 · 21 answers · asked by FRANCIS247 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent. It a very good joke and you can see how the person getting punched put his words in the wrong context, but it's good. LOL
2006-10-24 01:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before but slightly better -
a weedy guy walks into a pub.
just as he is about to step inside he slips on some dog crap.
as the door to the pub is open - everyone sees him do it and laughs.
after sitting down with a pint, the weed sees a big 6'6'' hairy tattooed biker do the exact same thing he did and laughs - but as everyone else is scared if this guy no-one laughs.
the big biker asks the man "whats so funny?"
the weed says "i just did that !"
so the biker wipes the weeds nose in it.
hope you liked my version - i liked yours.
2006-10-23 12:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-24 01:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I reread that a few times, I finally understood what it meant - it's pretty funny, but for the next joke remember: it's all in the delivery!
2006-10-23 12:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2016-05-22 02:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!!!
2006-10-23 12:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd it before but still like it
2006-10-23 12:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-23 21:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oldies r the best!
2006-10-23 12:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well topic contebt was good but could do better
2006-10-23 12:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋