I'm in love with George but he doesn't even know I exist.
2006-10-23 12:00:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Firstly, shave off all of your head hair,,,,
Then with a blunt knife cut off your left arm but to not tie off the wound.....
cover yourself with camel sh*t and make sure you have a traffic cone firmly shoved up your rear end.
Then stand outside dear Georges house when you know he's gonna be around and when he comes out I GUARANTEE he will notice you....... he will think that you are total F**KWIT which we all do... but he WILL notice you!!!!
BYE!
2006-10-24 02:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by ukdeveloper 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lie back close your eyes. Imagine that you and George both on a beach. He happens to notice you and comes over to speak. You have a lovely conversation and he says he is interested in getting to know you over dinner tonight. In your mind is the only place you will ever get George Clooney to notice you.
2006-10-23 12:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't know you exist? How wrong you are my dear, you see, I'm not really a shitty bacofoil robot but..... *pulls off tatty robot costume*, yes, Gorgeous George himself. Look at my charming grin and disguinished grey bits in my hair. Get ready, I'm about to make a humourous and self depricating joke, and then get serious about global issues.
Save the babies.
2006-10-24 03:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Scorpioni, but George is unable to notice you, because he's with me.
2006-10-23 12:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by dollybird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
either change your name to krista allen or look like her. if george clooney doesn't notice that, i'm sure a lot of other guys will.
2006-10-23 12:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I know that feeling. I am in love with Ty Pennington (Home Makeover) and he doesn't know that I exist either. I think that I have to meet him first, but still. How rude of them.
2006-10-23 12:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to go where he goes, there are certain restaurants and places where celebrities go.
After a while, you won't even remember you liked him, so don't worry about it! I had a crush on a celebrity too, but now I hardly remember that. You don't even know what he's like, because you see his public image.
2006-10-23 12:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Become an A-list actress in Hollywood
2006-10-23 12:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa W 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ignore the fact that he's a celebrity and talk to him like you would any other guy. He gets enough fans; try to be his friend instead.
2006-10-23 12:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stalk him! Send him hundreds of fan mail! Honestly, he ain;t that choosey! Youd get a ride of him if you tried hard enough!
Best of Luck!
2006-10-23 12:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by meandyouagainsttheworldnow 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋