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Or do both!! Get Married!!!

2006-10-23 11:59:44 · 15 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Funny that reminded me about when i was in second grade....a few years ago(hehe-60's) in art class we had to design a t-shirt. So i wrote in fancy writing with flowers all over
"MAKE LOVE
NOT WAR"
Then on parent teacher night we displayed them all over the school...when my parents walked up to mine i was so proud and beaming at the beauty...well they about fainted and turned red. No one talked of sex back then. I was practically sent to my room and really never explaiuned to why it was bad to make on a shirt..i didnt know what make love meant...i thought it meant spread love.

2006-10-23 12:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by just lQQkin 4 · 0 0

Nah, if you can't get along with someone before you marry you won't afterwards. But if you are best friends to start with you don't fight all of the time. At least my husband and I don't. Why be married if you have to fight. We may disagree at times but that is human. But never a fight. Life is too short.

2006-10-23 19:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 0 0

Marriage is not a war... at least mine isn't by any means.
If warfare is present, then one needs to 86 the other! :}

2006-10-23 19:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by MedeivelReign 3 · 0 0

I like that statement. It is very true, or was for my marriage anyway. There must be marriages that don't contain war though, I hope

2006-10-23 19:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Lydjos 2 · 0 0

WOW! What a funny JOKE. It's so great that people really put JOKES on here since this is the JOKE category. Great one...keep posting.

2006-10-23 19:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by amanda_loo_hoo 2 · 1 0

hoo boy. But what about sadomasochism, that allows for both :D

2006-10-23 19:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0 0

i don't like war.

2006-10-23 19:12:36 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0 0

lol!!

For those of you that don't understand:
most marriages have arguments aka: a war....
*dun dun dun*

2006-10-23 19:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by Rich 2 · 0 0

love it or leave it
sh*t or get off the pot

2006-10-23 19:01:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Peace man..........lol

2006-10-23 19:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by omgitsme 3 · 0 0

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