There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
2006-10-23 11:57:40 · 24 answers · asked by billywhizzzzzzzzzzzzzz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant. i loved it and you have just given me my 2 points to get me to level 4.. you are a star...still lmao...thanks....
2006-10-23 12:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2006-10-23 21:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for 7.30 in the morning
2006-10-23 20:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, but did you here about the man who went giving a girl a piggy back. when asked who he was he said a turtle. "who is she then they asked." Oh she's Michelle.
2006-10-23 21:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo thats the funniest joke eva!!!!
2006-10-23 13:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, just came in my pants
lol
2006-10-23 12:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one for the memory bank
2006-10-23 22:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-23 12:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-23 12:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it. still funny though. tee hee
2006-10-23 12:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋