After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse me, Your Eminence,” says the driver, “would you please take your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something happens?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
“There might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, dear God, I’m gonna lose my license,” moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” says the cop. “I mean really important.”
“Who you got there, the Mayor?” the chief asks.
“Bigger. Bigger than the governor or everyone else for that matter,” says the cop.
“Well, who is it?” asks the chief.
“I think it’s God!” says the cop.
“What makes you think it’s God?”
Cop answers: “He’s got the Pope for a limo driver!”
2006-10-23 11:54:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my God, this is just to funny I can't stop laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
2006-10-23 12:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Super funny. I heard it before though. But it went something a bit diferent at the end
Cop: It must be someone very important to have the pope as a driver.
Limo driver in the back: *sweat drops*
2006-10-23 12:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. large humorous. I heard it formerly nevertheless. notwithstanding it went some thing slightly diferent on the top Cop: It could be somebody substantial to have the pope as a motive force. Limo motive force in the returned: *sweat drops*
2016-10-16 07:54:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-23 12:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny
2006-10-23 11:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wuz a funny one
2006-10-23 12:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-10-24 18:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
naughty, naughty Pope...
2006-10-23 22:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I'll bet that was some ride! LOL.
2006-10-28 16:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that's funny!
2006-10-23 11:57:04 · answer #10 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋