I'm asking for a friend. We'll call him Ernesto, for now.....
2006-10-23 11:51:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yarrrrgh! What dansmith meant to say laddie is, Narrgh, Narrgh there be only one path to forgiveness matey, and that be dressin' and tarkin' like a pirate... yarrgh, shiver me timbers, yarrgh!!
2006-10-23 12:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ernesto may, if he undergoes such a rite.
But it won't mean anything, since the FSM hasn't the power to forgive anyone. He may have the ability to spell out, "I forgive you," but that is just words constructed from a cerebellum-shaped wad of al dente pasta.
Words are words are words. Mercy borne of authority is a whole other matter.
2006-10-23 18:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, Mav think the proper annointing oil is extra virgin olive oil infused with garlic
2006-10-23 18:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only after the sprinkling of the Parmesan....
2006-10-23 18:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that's th FRY monster...
The flying spagetti monster, you need to wash your hair with spagetti sauce for a week.
2006-10-23 18:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by Barney 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to Pastrami Hell.
2006-10-23 18:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO....!!!!NO.....NO!!!!
there is only one path to forgivness
dress and talk like a pirate
2006-10-23 18:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not forgiven devoured.
2006-10-23 18:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by larryclay2006 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your stupid!
2006-10-23 18:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by jcd_5_19_92 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋