A guy is sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink. A half-hour later, he's still there, staring at his drink, and hasn't drunk a drop.
Suddenly a bully steps up to the bar, takes the guy's drink, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying.
"Oh, come on, man!" the bully says. "I was just joking! Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"This day is the worst of my life," the man says, mopping at his tears with his sleeve. "First, I got fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then, as I'm leaving the building, I find out my car was stolen. I get in a cab to return home and I forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then, I go inside and find my wife in bed with my best friend. So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!"
2006-10-23 11:50:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ... good one...
thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-24 01:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! Good one. Whole new meaning and thought to watch your glass at a bar. lol
2006-10-23 19:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-23 19:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That will teach all of us not to drink out of a strangers drink..
2006-10-23 19:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one!
2006-10-23 18:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bully deserves it......
2006-10-24 05:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, will e-mail this out
2006-10-23 18:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo, that's a good one, i like it
2006-10-23 18:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-10-28 23:22:07 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋