2006-10-23 11:47:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bust out the cigars, clean off the couch, and start mixing the martini's. Its gotta be a long trip from heaven, and I'm sure the almighty would want to put his feet up when He got here.
2006-10-23 12:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Murph 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not much. 5 min is very short to do anything.
2006-10-23 11:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Mohammed R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pray
2006-10-23 11:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by orangeontherocks 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably start a pot of coffee invite Him into my home and then grab my coat and go with Him when we had a little snack and conversation. Wouldn't that be just wonderful. I can't think of anything I'd rather do.
2006-10-23 11:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by 1stclassgal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop what I'm doing, fall flat on my face, and pray out loud. I'd spread the word too, and tell every freaking one of the Atheists that you're going to Hell. Sounds pretty peachy to me. Have a nice day.
2006-10-23 11:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Rush to the Liquor Store and get me some rum. Maybe He would abolish it or something.. plus I'd pick up some 'last' smokes. Pretty sure all us smokers would be 'jonesing' PDQ. Oh, MAN, the idea of God coming in 5 would be HELLISH!!! LOL
2006-10-23 11:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would hold my husband until we met in the Promise Land together!
2006-10-23 13:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by jessica h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About the same thing were I given information that Santa would be showing up.
2006-10-23 11:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would fall on my face, confess my sins, and ensure that I was in a right relationship with Him.
2006-10-23 17:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by k-net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on some tea and wait with a wonderful smile on my face.
2006-10-23 11:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋