A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss."
The husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys, and you are going to stay at home where you belong."
"And another thing," he says. "Guess who's going to comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?"
His wife says calmly, "The undertaker."
2006-10-23 11:16:02 · 11 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Um-Hum! LOL.
2006-10-28 16:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2015-01-28 12:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-28 20:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great advice......providing he wants out of the marriage...lol...i think its funny......
2006-10-23 11:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by askaway 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 11:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2006-10-23 11:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good joke.... that person better stop posting that stupid website everywhere!!!!
2006-10-23 11:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol...thanks
2006-10-26 03:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by hugme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-23 11:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-10-23 11:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by apple seed contour 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋