more for the girls...................................................................................?

Question

Men are Like...

Men are like.......

.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

Answer 1

CooL... I sum you up as THE S.N.A.G. of Yahoo Answers!

Answer 2

So goddamn true!
Going to print this one out and memories!
Bet you will get a lot of response from the females on this one! LOL
Good on u mate!
One way to get our attention!

Answer 3

Your mom is like a NASCAR track, she burns 50 rubbers a day

Answer 4

Ok i just want to say thank you! this is so cute! i just love it! i felt bad but now i feel great. thanx!

Answer 5

Tee Hee hee! Those are some good ones! ^_^

Answer 6

ha ha i know ladies going to love these

Answer 7

Cool ... enjoyed them.
Thanks for sharing :- )

Answer 8

so0o0o0o0o0o0o true!! keep them coming these are awesome =]

Answer 9

Where did you get that? Hilarious!

Answer 10

Hey that's good, you made my day.