if you had no choice........?

Question

1be a liar or a theif
2eat booger Or ear wax
3 be the ugliest and smartest Or best looking and dumbest person in the world.
4 be hated and love every body Or be loved and hate every body
5 have really bad breath OR a really bad body oder
6 have a head the size or a water melon OR grape.
7 no arms Or no legs.
8 Blind Or deaf
9 no phone Or no computer
10 blonde Or brunette .? :)

answer honestly please :)

Answer 1

it is like asking me if i had the choice to choose between Bush and Blair.....well....non of them!!!

Answer 2

1. Thief... I have to lie enough as it is! I'd still from companies, cause I could never steal from a person.

2. Booger. They go down your throat all the time, plus it's healthy to eat boogers.

3. Ugliest and the smartest, cause the smartest person in the world could easily afford to get plastic surgery. You can't fix stupid.

4. Be hated. I could do well by myself in the woods, but I could never live with all that hate inside me.

5. Bad breath. Vodka will cure any foul smell, but once you have body odor, no one forgets.

6. I believe a grape would be much easier to lug around, although I'm sure that would look much more disturbing...

7. No legs. I need my hands. They are the essence of my relationships with both my girlfriends(as in all of them so far... I'm not a cheater!) and my instruments. (I couldn't live if I couldn't play music.

8. Blind... See above answer.

9. I never had a problem not having a phone, but my computer makes me money.

10. Brunette, not that it matters for a guy, really.

Answer 3

1. Thief, no point in lying.
2. Booger, it's closer to the mouth.
3. Best looking and dumbest, you can't learn beauty.
4. Be loved and hate everybody, women love it.
5. Tricky one - bad body odour has an easier solution.
6. Haha girls, water melon ;-)
7. No arms, goes without saying.
8. Deaf.
9. No phone.
10.I'm blonde and likin' it but I prefer brunette girls, and I did once try dying my hair brown but it went purple, washed out ginger and faded pink. Lol, i think there's a reason for me being blonde...

Answer 4

1. Thief
2. ear wax
3. ugliest and smartest, (I'd make a kajillion dollars with my brains and spend it all on plastic surgery)
4. be loved and hate everybody
5. bad breath
6. watermelon
7. no arms
8. deaf
9. no phone
10. brunette

Answer 5

1 theif
2 booger
3 best looking and dumbest
4 be loved and hate everybody
5 really bad body odor
6 watermelon
7 no legs
8 deaf
9 no computer
10 BLONDE!!
=]

Answer 6

1. thief
2. ear wax
3. ugliest/smartest
4. be loved and hate everybody
5. have really bad breath
6. watermelon head
7. no arms
8. deaf
9. no phone
10. brunette

Answer 7

1. thief
2. ear wax
3. ugliest and smartest
4. be hate and love everyone
5.bad breath
6.smalliest watermelon ...please :)
7.no legs
8.deaf
9.no phone
10. brunette

now if only 1-9 were right..... i would be very odd looking, small headed freak (if exactly the size of a grape), perosn which everyone hates.....

rather not be

Answer 8

1. liar
2. booger
3. ugly and smart
4. that's tough
5. bad breath
6. water melon?
7. no legs
8. deaf
9. no phone
10. well i'm a brunette, so...

Answer 9

1) liar
2) boogers
3) best looking and dumb
4) be loved and hate everyone
5) bad beath
6) watermelon head
7) no legs
8) deaf
9) no computer
10) brunette

Answer 10

1. Thief
2. ear wax
3. ugliest
4.be hated
5.bad breath
6.watermelon
7.no legs
8. blind
9. no computer
10.brunette

Answer 11

1 liar
2 ear wax
3 smartest and best looking
4 love everyone and be loved
5 bad breath
6 head size
7 no lags
8 deaf
9 no computer
10 blonde