A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing
2006-10-23 09:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE IT!!!
2006-10-23 09:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man with long hair begins boasting in a hotel bar, "I bet all of you a hundred each that I can chug this entire bottle of whiskey, go to my room to sleep, and come back here in the morning without a hangover!!" Everyone staying in the same hotel all seeing an easy bet, cheered and agreed. The long haired man then takes a few deep breaths, then began drinking. A few minutes later the fresh bottle is completly empty and he gets up, then staggers down the hallway to his room. When he's gone, the crowd cheers to each other and begin to charge drinks and food from the bar yelling,"In the morning, it's all on that guy!"
The next morning, the same crowd eagerly gather in the bar just as soon as a man with long hair appears at the entrance. Shooshing each other the crowd watches the man. He thumps his chest, does a deep burp, then sane as can be he confidently strides to the bar, smiles to the crowd, and says, "I belive it's a hundred from each of you!" Stunned they all begin to pull out their money and pay the man. When the guy leaves, they grumble as they pay off what they charged the night before.
One man still stunned, goes to the entrance to take one last look, and sees the same long haired man dragging his still-drunk twin brother into a cab and dissapear.
2006-10-23 16:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one....my boyfriend is a dentist and I could definetely feel it. âº
2006-10-23 17:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny, cheeks, keep them coming.
2006-10-23 23:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
u should be a comedian
*sarcatic
2006-10-23 16:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Arad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what is ur quesiton ur now..why don't u ask some nice quesitons...u can use ur blogs for all this junkie..
2006-10-23 16:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by nari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-23 16:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny cause she didnt feel anything while he was in her
2006-10-23 16:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by blue_princess_angel1492 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Good one.
2006-10-23 16:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha that is good.
2006-10-23 16:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋