1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
5. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
8. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
The best for last!
10. Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it My nuts tighten up!
2006-10-23 09:16:49 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see
2.Can I see the tag on your shirt, Ah just as I thought made in heaven.
3. Is your name Cambell's? Because baby you're mmmm...good
4. Quick someone call the cops, cause you just stole my heart
2006-10-23 09:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Shoes Wanna F**k
2006-10-23 16:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. I wish I could rearrange the alphabet so U and I could be together.
2006-10-23 16:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt know angels flew this close to the ground.
2006-10-23 16:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by MJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: Do you like apples?
Woman: Well, uh, I guess. Yeah I like apples.
Man: Let's f%#k. How 'bout them apples?!
2006-10-23 16:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA.Liked it,very funny.
but,whats wrong with that gay c.g,he or she keeps on repeating the same thing in every answer!!!!!F.weirdo
2006-10-23 16:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by $GET SOME$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired cause you been running through my mind all night!!
2006-10-23 16:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by jmsimoneaux 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those breasts look heavy, can I hold them for You?
I better you are really pretty when you're naked.
2006-10-23 16:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....here's another one: are your parents theives? Coz they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.....
2006-10-23 16:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by maverick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love im got to remember to try im ;)
2006-10-23 16:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by Lycansrulez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋