Where is the Manager?
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? - I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly in trouble. "Is there snything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
2006-10-23 09:13:36 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Must be the same place where, in the gent's rest room, there is a notice on the wall saying.
'If there is no toilet paper wipe yourself with your index finger, stick it through the hole on the wall and it will be licked clean by a human mouth.'
As there is no paper he follows the instructions, wipes himself, and sticks his rather laden finger through the hole. On the other side is a guy with a hammer who hits his finger quite hard. Naturally he withdraws it quickly and sticks it in his mouth!
2006-10-23 09:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah baby! The contacts on my list would make for the most interesting virtual whole body experience EVER.
2016-05-22 01:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has to be the nastiest/ funniest joke yet. ICK
2006-10-23 09:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>clever woman>>> grass, but funny one>>>>LOL
2006-10-23 17:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats so gross but funny lol lmao
2006-10-23 09:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by sugar_kisses 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny and disgusting all at the same time
2006-10-23 09:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Lycansrulez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww but lol really good
2006-10-23 09:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwww
2006-10-23 10:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww...thats gross...but funny
2006-10-23 10:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yewww that was so gross. but funny too.
2006-10-23 09:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋